The Love Guru - 1 frown

Anyone who goes to see “The Love Guru” deserves an apology for having to sit through this lackluster mess of a movie. Full of crotch humor, toilet jokes, sexual innuendo and midget gags, “The Love Guru” is such an awful movie that it even insults the intellect of its target audience of 13-year-old boys. Well, maybe not 13-year-old boys, but definitely anyone else. Mike Myers’ Guru Pitka, a Deepak Chopra wannabe, goes from one unfunny joke to another and just when you think Myers can’t go any lower, he does. Think male elephant and female elephant in a hockey rink and you’ve got an image you probably could have lived without. At 90 minutes, “The Love Guru” is roughly 80 minutes too long. (6/23/08)