Saturday, November 23, 2013

The Delivery Man - 1 smile


“The Delivery Man,” starring Vince Vaughn, is virtually a scene-by-scene, shot-for-shot clone of director Ken Scott’s 2011 French-Canadian comedy Starbuck, with only the language (English rather than French) and location (Brooklyn rather than Montreal) changed. Now you might wonder why Scott, who directs this remake, would not want to revise all of the plot problems with the original script. Unfortunately, he doesn’t and the movie suffers. David Wozniak is a congenial screw-up, going nowhere in his life. He learns that as a young man, his rampant sperm donations (all for a noble cause, revealed late in the picture) let to 533 women being impregnated. What’s more, over a 142 of David’s offspring are suing the errant sperm bank to learn David’s identity. The rest of the movie follows David as he anonymously gets to know some of his adult children. Each sketchy episode is designed to make us care for the man-child slacker. He saves one daughter from drug addiction. He helps a son realize his dream of an acting career.

David has no defining traits other than a loving heart and Vaughn plays him with a surprising lack of energy. Chris Pratt as David’s lawyer friend and Cobie Smulders as David’s put-upon girlfriend do their best to finesse the material. But a lot of the supposed humor just isn’t there. And a subplot involving David’s debt to mob thugs is dropped in, seemingly at random, and then easily dispatched. And, like the original, you never hear anything about the mothers who gave birth to these hundreds of kids nor their fathers. Scott is doing everything he can to wring an emotional response from the audience; he even resorts to a group hug at the end. Since I saw Starbuck,  “The Delivery Man” was too much been there, seen that. 11/22/13

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