Monday, January 28, 2013

The Last Stand - 1 1/2 smiles


“The Last Stand,” a vehicle for an Arnold Schwarzenegger come-back, is okay, not as bad as I was expecting. But not as good either. It has just enough dumb fun, pointless violence and car chases to satisfy most action fans. But Schwarzenegger is looking all of his 65 years and if anything, his acting has gotten worse. He’s no longer the imposing physical specimen he used to be. That’s why his climatic fight scene with the Mexican drug lord, at least 30 years younger than Schwarzenegger, is so hard to believe. Directed by Kim Jee-woon, a popular South Korean filmmaker making his US debut, “The Last Stand” allows Schwarzenegger and company to have some laughs before the heavy action begins, with police cars flying through the air in fiery crashes, high-speed pursuits down highways and through corn fields and Schwarzenegger blasting his way through an army of henchmen.

Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) is sheriff of Summerton Junction, a town so small that his bored deputies are out at Lewis Dinkum’s (Johnny Knoxsville) place, shooting at slabs of meat. But when a notorious Mexican drug cartel king (Eduardo Noriega) escapes from federal custody and aims his Corvette ZR1 straight for the border and straight through Summerton Junction, Sheriff Ray decides that he isn’t going to let him get through. So he rounds up his bumbling deputies (Luis Guzman, Zach Gilford, Jaimie Alexander) and pulls out vintage weaponry (Dinkum is a firearms freak). Let the fireworks begin. “The Last Stand” probably won’t be Schwarzenegger’s last movie. Too bad. He’s beyond his ‘use by’ date. 1/21/13

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